So, I've always wanted to get a personalized license plate, one that read REZSNYAK or even PEZSNYAK. I think it would be a lot of fun. But, because I live in NY and everything here costs a bo-gillion dollars, my wife says that "it's a waste of money." Ultimately I have to concede that she is right. So at least for some time I will not be getting a personalized license plate.
So... this leaves me always looking at other's plates to see if they have one, and if so, to see what kind of clever "plate language" they use to fit an entire sentence into eight capital letters (it's a lot like texting) and then try to figure out what it means. So the other day I was headed to work and I saw this guy with the most ridiculous plate I have ever seen. You know how its usually something like ILUVMOM or NOWIFE (I actually saw that one the other day too, funny). Well this guy's plate said IWATCHTV, really? IWATCHTV? That's the best you could come up with? So, you don't just like wasting your money on stupid license plates, but apparently you like wasting your time also, great.
That's all I got!